So Monday...should be called FONday. Lawl.
It started out with me making about 4 dozen funfetti cupcakes. Why? I don't know. And then Krystle came over and we tried to be productive on the interwebs but of course that didn't work out because right when I got started I was all, "Let's go to Jack in the Box."
But Krystle wasn't hungry because she had just eaten 4 cupcakes.
As I was in line via drive-thru we were motivated to call Dan and we told him that we were going to see The Used and he said he didn't like them [me either, d00d] but he did like the opener, The Bled.
So Dan met us at my house and then we jumped in his grandpa truck and went to Serramonte so he could get himself a ticket.
After that we went to the Burger King in Metro and we were motivated to call Gabi and invite her. So when she said she'd go we went back to Serrafaggy and got her a ticket. And then we wen to BART and picked up Adriana.
Adriana and I had to lay in the back of the grandma truck with the fuzzy carpet and bean bag chair that Dan SWEARS he hasn't had sex in.
So we got the tickets and a bunch of cupcakes at my house and then we picked up the Gabtron and went back to BART.
We met Mary and her friend there and started boozin'.
By the time we got on the train Dan and I were having TOO MUCH fun already.
He was on one side of the train yelling and I was on the other side yelling. I think I was making fun of John and he was defending him? I don't recall.
When we got to Warfield the Bled had already started and Dan was pumped. I urged him not to go in yet because I didn't wanna lose anyone. So him and I started doing the Pac-Man next to the merchandise line and a security guard grabbed Dan and told him to "save it for the pit." Lawl.
Adriana got me a some dwinky and then we went in. We were standing right next to the speaker so I asked one of the security men for some ear plugs. I kept pushing them in because it seemed like they wanted to fall out my ear. I pushed one in so far it wouldn't come out...
So I made Gabi come back stage with me where they took an extremely long pair of scissors and pulled the ear plug out. I was so relieved.
So I came back and Krystle and Adriana wanted to get in the middle.
The crowd was completely retarded and everyone was being crushed, pushed, and pulled, swaying like a see-saw. I kept shouting, "Stop it, you faggots! This shit isn't even hard!"
My legs were going numb trying to keep myself up and then everyone once in a while there would be a wave of people who'd come and crash.
One of those times I actually was falling. I was in mid-air thinking, "Oh sweet Jesus my face is about to be fucking trampled." And then I felt like 6 hands on my back helping me up. Woah-ho-ho...close one.
Adriana and I were like, "Fuck this, I'm not getting hurt over this gay shit!"
So we went outside and got a shot of Jegger and went back to our spots near the speaker.
The show was completely gay is all you need to know...
And...
Work is doing a number on my feet. I haven't gotten a paycheck yet and I've worked for 4 days so I don't know if it's worth it yet. I have an interview at Kohl's in a couple of hours, so if they pay more and do decide to hire me, g'bye Party City.
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