I don't care for myself

The other night Mary invited me to see The Birthday Massacre with her on Friday. I was in the middle of playing matchmaker between her and Johnny O. so I told John to buy a ticket for him and Russell, too.

So later that day Krystle came over to Russell's and we watched the recording of the season premiere of America's Next Top Model. No one really stood out, but Krystle and I picked our favorites.

Russell picked up John from work and we waited for him to get unstinky and then we made our way towards Mary's...and since it was a new area to me we almost got in an accident three times. Woop.

We all ate sushi except for John because he's retarded and doesn't like "Asian food". I don't get it, either.

He peed there...and then when we drove to Brisbane to meet up with Mary's friend...and then John immediately jumped out of the car because he had to pee...again. And he wouldn't drink in the car once we were on the way because he had this terrible urge to pee...again. I don't know what is wrong with that boy.

I made Mary sip her 32 oz. Smirnoff Ice while Russell and Krystle chatted about Gaia in the backseat and John was holding in his pee.

When we got to the concert we found out it was a 21+ club, but they let me, Mary and Krystle in anyways. Mary's friends got kicked out.

Oh well.

We danced a good dance and were able to hold alcoholic beverages inside. There was a huge fatass goth with a cowboy hat on and white chains on his jacket. He made me lawl the entire night.

I got to the point where I need to converse with the bands, so I chatted with the lead singer of the Murder Lillies while he performed on stage.

He'd be all like, "This next song is a cover."

And I'd be all, "Don't fuck it up!"

They lawled.

And then Krystle and I were wondering if he straightened his beard, so I asked. He said yes he does, it actually takes longer than his actual 'do.

John and Mary disappeared with my car keys before the main band played. And I didn't really care for the band that much so we just left.

Then we munched on Denny's. Annnd....

Whole bottle of whiskey devoured my mum the next day? 1 fire truck, 2 ambulances and 2 cop cars wuuuh?