It's guaranteed all's forgotten

I'm not really sure if I'm allowed to go into details about last night. But I guess I will just for the hell of it.
It started off with Keith, Brandi and I going to Fresh Choice. Afterwards we hung out at the park for a little bit. Russell called and told us that him and his friends were going to go to some punk show. It was somewhere to go, so I figured what the heck.
I called Oksana and asked if she wanted to go, but she said she was going to Amoeba first. So I invited us to go along with her [hah]. While we waited my grandma suggested that we try and sell all of her old records.
They were heavy...but valuable? Not at all. On the way to lug them back to the car this bum stopped us and asked if he could look through them. He wanted some Cha-Cha album, but it was scratched up so he said no thanks. Then he asked for my number and I told him I was married. "Great, that's just what I need to hear," he said.
When we crossed the street, there was a whole bunch of angry Catholics with megaphones asking everyone to accept Jesus. One guy screamed, "SLAYER!" and gave him the devil horns. I lawled. But I heard the angry megaphone holder say, "Now, I want everyone to say, "Jesus, come into my life!" and when everyone was done, I felt obliged to say, "Jesus, cum into my eye!" I got some looks and lawls and continued to lug the heavy, worthless records.
We drove Oksana's car to the McDonald's parking lot...waiting and waiting.
When she came out we dropped off her buddy and then we picked up 3 drunken mofos.
Russell, John, and DJ were totally FUCKED up. DJ wreaked of alcohol, sweat. and cigarette smoke. We made John ride in the trunk. On the way there, Russell took the headpiece of her driver's seat off and started hitting DJ with it. John was screaming in the back when we made crazy turns. We found the place, they popped out of the car. We looked for parking and spotted DJ peeing on a fence, Russell and John peeing on two separate cars. Both Russell and John punched a window, and then they snapped a tall, thin tree in half. Fun...
The rest of the night went by kinda fast. We wasted money going in there, the bands were gay so we left...without John and DJ.
Brandi thought she was gonna be homeless, I assured her she wouldn't be.
We got burritos, and went to bed. Lawl.

IMMA BORED



1. You're in the hospital, who on your top 8 comes to visit you?
Everyone should or I'll kick their ass out of my Top 8

2. If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be?
Not sure

3. Your CD collection is repossessed. But you may keep one.
iPod gots me covered. But I guess I'd keep Without You I'm Nothing- Placebo

4. Do you believe world peace is possible?
Never

5. I'm a genie. Name your wish.
For Russell to be healthy for as long as possible

6. Name one thing about the opposite sex that automatically turns you off?
Hair

7. Name one thing about the opposite sex that automatically turns you on?
Smile

8. Speaking of same sex, what did you think about Brokeback Mountain?
Haven't seen it

9. What are you obsessive about?
Russell, movies, anti-dumb

10. Leather face is in the kitchen. (the guy from texas chainsaw masacre) Will you fight to victory, or hide from him?
I love that guy. I'd just run.

11. Do people underestimate you?
Definitely

12. When you're in a bad mood, what will always put you in a better mood?
Sleep, food, friends

13. Honestly, do you talk about myspace in real liFE?
Yeah..

14. Have you met someone online in person?
Yep

15. What do you hope to have accomplished by the end of the school year?
I'm not really "in" school. But I guess with my classes, hopefully get my diploma before I'm 19.

16. Do you believe minimum wage should be raised?
Yar

18. Do you have any really crazy relatives?
Yep

19. Pretend you're 15 feet deep in beers. Describe what you would be doing?
Huh?

20. Does everyone in your life know the real you?
Who else would they know?

21. Last thing you said about a guy/ girl?
I don't remember

22. What is the most ridiculous fear you have?
Knocking my teeth out on a bus pole

23. Do you know anyone in prison?
Nope

25. When is the last time you ate Peanut butter and jelly?
Before the drive to San Diego

26. When did you last have a home cooked meal?
Two days ago

27. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?
Sorta

28. Name who you miss.
I usually get to see everyone who is important to me.

30. Who loves you?
Everyone I love.

31. Do you throw up gang signs?
Can't say I do that, no.

32. Have you ever broken a rib?
Nope.

33. Last song you heard?
The Difference Between Medicine and Poison is the Dose- Circa Survive

34. What was the last thing you ate?
Fries

35. How do you feel RIGHT now?
Content

37. Have you driven anywhere today?
Russell to work, took Brandi home, got Fish & Chips with the momma.

38. Whats your hair like?
The same as always

39. Would you ever work for the border patrol?
..

40. Who's car were you in last?
Mine.

41. Where did you go?
Fish & Chips

42. What High School are you going to?
None.

43. Are you going to homecoming?
Nope

44. Have you ever been in an interracial relationship?
haha

45. Is your birthday on a holiday?
no

46. Are you old enough to vote?
yes

47. Do you have any friends or family in the war right now?
no

48. Are you a vegetarian?
Nope.

49. Do you worry about global warming?
haha

50. Do you like polar bears?
Yup.

51. Do you like alligators?
eh

52. Which of the Marley brothers do you like best?
who

53. What slang word do you call marijuana?
weed?

54. Do you have to get your wisdom teeth out?
They've yet to grow in

55. Ashley or Mary-Kate?
ew

56. Do you wear your sweetie's clothes?
When I go to bed, or when I feel lazy.


58. Do you have a tan?
nope.

59. Where were you one hour ago?
FISH AND CHIPS GODDAMN IT

60. Life... How do you feel about it?
Not too bad, not great.

61. Have you ever logged on to your bf/gf/crush's Myspace page?
Yeah, he wanted me to do something for him.

62. Which do you enjoy more: Soccer or Hockey?
Neither

63. Name someone you love.
Russell

64. Would you rather have a million dollars or true love?
Well if I already have true love, does that count?

65. Which of your MySpace friends has a naughty piercing?
I don't know.

66. Is your boyfriend/girlfriend a marine?
nope

yes

68. Would you rather date someone 2 years younger or older?
Older.

69. What's your favorite junk food?
hot cheetoes

70. Who was the last person who messaged you?
Twyla

71. Do you know what your wearing the 1st day of school?
who gives a flying fuck

72. Are you taller than 5'6?
yes