Monday, August 20, 2007

A latent strain of color blindness



They say that life ain't easy

They'll say your life's a crime

Destroy up all good reason

How I'm alive

They'll say that nothing matters

Not even your will to survive

Of course I love you baby

'Cause I'm alive

Yes, I'm alive

Whenever I call you out

Whenever I draw you round

Whenever is here and now

That's the way my love is

That's the way I care

You should call on me baby

I'm always there for you

Yeah, I'm always there for you

They'll say you'll lose your nerve soon

To claim identity

Disgrace our sacred promise

With no belief

Oh, how I believe in you

That's the way my love is for you

That's the way my love is for you

I feel a coming age now

I feel a dawn in me

A certain sun keeps rising

On my belief in you

That's the way my love is

That's the way I care

You should call on me baby

'Cause I'm always there for you

That's the way my love is

That's the way I care

You should call on me baby

'Cause I'm always there for you

Yeah, I'm always there for you


Okay, so although the day I'm about to tell you about is exactly a week back from today, I figured it should be documented.
Last Monday, Keith and visited Brantrain at work and ate some Taco Bell. Afterwards we picked Allison up from Cal Tran and we went back to my house where later Mario and Oksana came over. While we waited for Krystle to get off of work I thought it'd be funny to prank call someone, because I'm bad at entertaining people otherwise.
So I looked in my old phone for this kid's number, which I had taken from someone's Myspace comment purely for pranking reasons.
So I dialed and gave the phone to Allison, and we heard the kid answer.
"Hello? Is this _______?"
"Yes, it's him."
"Hi, this is Alicia from Hot Topic and I was wondering what would be a good day for you to come down for an interview."
"Is this the Hot Topic in Tanforan?"
"..Yeah."
And then basically he figured out a day where he could go. Mind you, it was about 9:30PM and he's retarded to think a work place would call that late for an interview.
Anyways, once Krystle arrived we crammed into Oksana's car. Even though Keith lives like 4 or 5 blocks away I thought he should get a ride anyway. So he laid on Allison, Krystle and Mario in the backseat, crushing everyone.
We arrived at Death Guild, were kind of "out of it". I danced with my Chewbacca bag on all night and Allison wore Krystle's goth angel wings. Some nerd went up to her and was like, "I didn't know angels flew this close to earth." We lawled.
Later everyone was saying Davey Havoc from AFI was there so Allison and I tried to nonchalantly take a picture of him, but Allison's arm got in the way. Oh wells, I don't even listen to that band.
I saw this stupid bitch I despise dancing, so I thought it would be a good idea to kick her in the ass. It was. She didn't even do anything about it. Hah.
Allison and I switched Chewbacca and wings. Some bitch was like, "There's a no wings policy here!" and I drunkingly mumbled, "Buh, there's a no stupid policy."
She was lying, so it's all good.
Later someone shoved me and the strap to the wings was unattached. I was like, "Someone broke my wings." And then someone behind me fled away. Kinda funny how they just instantly ran.
We were tired. We went outside and Oksana refused to get up due to some stomach/head problems. We waited out there for like an hour when I Krystle and I finally decided we'd just go get the car and try to drag her in it.
We missed the show. She yacked like 3 times while we went to the car. She passed out on the way home. Like, I had to drive all the way to Mountain View and shizz. Purty bad..
I convinced her later there was no way in hell she was a] driving and b] going to work tomorrow.
So that must've been lovely for her to explain to her mother who called 40 million times. We fell asleep by 6 am.
Later the next day, I pick up my phone and some kid asks me if I was Hot Topic. A light flickered in my head and hung up.
Later around 7 PM, I get a call from his dad! The douche looked up my phone number.
And I just hung up, due to the retardation.
And then that girl whose ass I kicked accused me of trying to get her fired.
That kid's dad called Hot Topic and accused them of giving out his information so there's some sort of bogus investigation going on right now. So retarded.
I think I'm going to school tomorrow. Woo.


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